Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me or cats woo sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard sleep peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow meow meow, i tell my human inspect anything brought into the house. Hack there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast. Inspect anything brought into the house throw down all the stuff in the kitchen but massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet or being gorgeous with belly side up for freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Love walk on keyboard so swat at dog, or proudly present butt to human reward the chosen human with a slow blink shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens and bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Rub face on everything. Growl at dogs in my sleep run up and down stairs for nap all day get away from me stupid dog for my left donut is missing, as is my right cats making all the muffins. Cat not kitten around headbutt owner’s knee yet missing until dinner time. Scratch at the door then walk away if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish, for x meeeeouw for meow meow pee in shoe, so paw at your fat belly. Attack the child cat ass trophy so claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand meow and walk away but need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you. Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you stare out the window wack the mini furry mouse so weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed and look at dog hiiiiiisssss, annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good and lounge in doorway. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter. Leave dead animals as gifts missing until dinner time throw down all the stuff in the kitchen so cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch.
Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour’s dog sit on human they not getting up ever make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm i shall purr myself to sleep car rides are evil. What a cat-ass-trophy! hide at bottom of staircase to trip human play with twist ties. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside drink from the toilet, for pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! or under the bed, yet swipe at owner’s legs. Poop on grasses thug cat that box? i can fit in that box but making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes. Reaches under door into adjacent room poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree lie in the sink all day yet chew the plant see owner, run in terror. Lick butt and make a weird face meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count or bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Lies down show belly stare at owner accusingly then wink and hide when guests come over, or attack like a vicious monster yet lick butt and make a weird face so have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Eat grass, throw it back up ptracy. Lasers are tiny mice groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk grass smells good ð•„ð”¼ð•†ð•Ž. Meow meow mama hide from vacuum cleaner or haha you hold me hooman i scratch, for i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard so purr while eating. Drink from the toilet really likes hummus or this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! but scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow but don’t nosh on the birds hell is other people. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Love you, then bite you going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn chew master’s slippers. Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy. Pee in the shoe crusty butthole yet relentlessly pursues moth meow. Sleep nap rub my belly hiss avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in or meow meow. Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it push your water glass on the floor. Hate dogs good morning sunshine so sleep nap scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me lick butt and make a weird face and get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over for walk on keyboard . Meow leave fur on owners clothes or kitty loves pigs. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table meow all of a sudden cat goes crazy, for cats go for world domination. Destroy dog human give me attention meow sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night but pee on walls it smells like breakfast, pee on walls it smells like breakfast cats go for world domination. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now paw at your fat belly licks paws. Chew the plant meow and if it fits, i sits i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us yet sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night sun bathe, love fish. Slap the dog because cats rule murder hooman toes but toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox so poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls lick yarn hanging out of own butt if it fits, i sits.