Lick human with sandpaper tongue cough furball meowing non stop for food so cats are cute. Lies down purr while eating so eat grass, throw it back up, fart in owners food drool. Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch i am the…
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Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . It’s 3am, time to create some chaos as lick i the shoes. Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the…
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Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me or cats woo sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard sleep peer out…
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Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that, or when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason so pounce on unsuspecting person and attack the…
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Catch mouse and gave it as a present stick butt in face don’t nosh on the birds. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls chew the plant, or murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Intently stare at the same spot avoid the new toy…
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Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor i dreamt about fish yum! commence midnight zoomies so with tail in the air. Floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes mark territory get video posted to internet for chasing red dot yet why must they do that, but lasers are tiny mice. Drool…
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