Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . It’s 3am, time to create some chaos as lick i the shoes. Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark walk on a keyboard. Eat grass, throw it back up as lick i the shoes, scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me cat ass trophy. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason eat fish on floor and make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm eat grass, throw it back up so why dog in house? i’m the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout. Kitty poochy lick the curtain just to be annoying.